The US of A is the country with the most prisoners and the most undocumented immigrants. It has now become the country with the most undocumented immigrant prisoners. US Immigration and Naturalization has declared working in a sweatshop a federal crime.
INS spokesperson, Noah Notinparte' explained:" This seemed to be the only way to round up the many hard working underpaid criminal aliens. Now thwey can work even harder on a chain gang and be paid even less...nothing!"
As almost three hundred workers were busted at an Iowa meat packing plant, there families in the US and in Mexico will suffer as well. US attorney Matt Dummermuth (real name! real dumb!), according to the NY Times called the operation:" an astonishing success!"
Bush adminisrtation rerpresentatives agreed since this is the first time in both Bush terms that anything they planned actually succeeded. It was however the one thousandth time something really mean and stupid was done.
