The British Government have adopted an idea to ease the disgruntled public who are increasingly concerned with high immigration levels.
Britains population now consists of 78% immigrants, 10% genuine British people and 12% gypsies and peg sellers.
The Government have decided that any immigrant wanting to enter the UK will have to prove they genuinely want to adopt the British way of life. The candidates will be held in holding pens for three months, along with the peg sellers. after which they will be required to enter Afghanistan or Iraq and walk around the country waving the Union Jack whilst singing God Save The Queen for a period of two weeks.
Any immigrants who survive the two weeks will be granted a full British passport and be allowed to enter our shores where they will be able to live their lives as British people.
The government are keen to point out that any immigrant who refuses, will be cast adrift in the North Sea on a polystyrene float and have crabs thrown at them by the Royal Navy.
