This Land Is My Land

Funny story written by Don Davis

Wednesday, 28 May 2008

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The anti-immigration militia group "Patriots Against Immigration and Naturalization" (PAIN) have released their version of the song "This Land is Our Land" called "This Land is My Land".

The group plans to eventually build a $400 Billion dollar "Great Wall of America" from the Coast of California to the Gulf of Mexico. The wall will include a 6-lane freeway from Coast to Gulf and several Carl's Jr. Restaurants.

They unveiled their new version of the song at last weekends Fundraising Biker Rally and Bake Sale where they raised a whopping $413.86 towards their $400 Billion dollar goal.

The following is their version of the song; don't forget to sing it.

    This land is your land this land is my land
    No it is my land Get your ass of my land
    You don't belong here you bunch of squatters
    This land was made for me and mine.

    As I was walking to secure our border
    I feel empowered to keep law and order
    I foresee a great wall along our boundary
    This land was made for me and mine.

    I've pursued and hunted and tracked your footsteps
    Across the desert to the IHOP restaurant
    We will succeed to dispatch you all home
    This land was made for me and mine.

    Nobody can stop us we will prevail
    As we will hunt you to the end of the trail
    You better face it we stole this land fairly
    This land was made for me and mine.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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