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Funny story: Brad & Angie split

Brad & Angie split

Gossip has been rife recently about Brad & Angelina splitting, but the truth has finally surfaced. Brad & Angelina are splitting because of the secret meeting between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston. During their 2 hour brunch, An...

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Funny story: Movie Studio To Release The Unreleased Michael Jackson - Angelina Jolie Movie

Movie Studio To Release The Unreleased Michael Jackson - Angelina Jolie Movie

HOLLYWOOD - Touchstone Pictures in association with Up The Creek Productions has said that they will be releasing Michael Jackson's last motion picture. The film which starred Angelina Jolie as the main character in the Lara Croft adventure series...

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Funny story: The Fight For The Custody of the Michael Jackson Children

The Fight For The Custody of the Michael Jackson Children

Debbie Rowe was mother of the oldest two alleged Michael Jackson children, which were conceived by in vitro fertilization. An unknown surrogate mother carried the third child, and no details are known about her. Will these two women become the cu...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Star In Rogue Minutemen Biopic

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Star In Rogue Minutemen Biopic

Beverly Hills, CA - The story of Shawna Forde, the rogue Minutemen Civil Defense Corp gal who, acting as a defender of the U.S. border against illegal aliens, allegedly shot and killed Raul Flores and his daughter, is to be brought to the screen by H...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert To Star With Ron Jeremy in "Digital Switchover"

Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert To Star With Ron Jeremy in "Digital Switchover"

HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert will be appearing with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's production of Digital Switchover. The movie takes place in Brentwood, California. Lambert and Jeremy star as TV cable repairmen Billy Yastremski...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie the Untold Story

Angelina Jolie the Untold Story

Fourty-one year old minor league supermodel, Jenny Shimizu, says she had sex with Angelina Jolie to punish her for the unnatural cravings Jolie had for younger women. During a recent interview at a costume party, Shimizu came dressed as the termi...

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Funny story: Gilles Marini To Star With Angelina Jolie In "008"

Gilles Marini To Star With Angelina Jolie In "008"

HOLLYWOOD - French actor Gilles Marini, who was the runnerup in this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has just signed to star opposite Angelina Jolie in the James Bond motion picture 008. Marini said that he is looking forward to working w...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Head Injury Brings Back Memories Of Natasha Richardson

Angelina Jolie's Head Injury Brings Back Memories Of Natasha Richardson

When a stunt malfunction led to Angelina Jolie being rushed to the hospital Friday, there was much concern as the head injury only appeared to be slight but on everyone's mind was the tragic death of Natasha Richardson earlier this year from what app...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover

Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover

Brad Pitt is verbally attacked by Jenny Shimizu because Angelina doesn't spend lavishly with Shimizu anymore. Greasy auto mechanic and ex-prison inmate, Jenny Shimizu, who shared a prison cell with Jolie during a ten year lesbian affair and who v...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair

Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair

In a statement to reporters, Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie's old lesbian flame, says she forced Angelina Jolie to play the role of a man during their ten year lesbian affair. According to Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie is an unbelievable butch lov...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie wore hand-me-down clothing as a child

Angelina Jolie wore hand-me-down clothing as a child

Angelina Jolie admits she wore hand-me-downs while she grew up in the city of Los Angeles. Her mother was on welfare and her father had abandoned them because of a lip crises. Growing up, her family didn't have a lot of money, so with the exceptio...

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Funny story: Pregnant Angelina Jolie Had Signed To Play Patricia Cornwell's Kay Scarpetta

Pregnant Angelina Jolie Had Signed To Play Patricia Cornwell's Kay Scarpetta

Apparently, Angelina Jolie is pregnant again with #7 according to several Hollywood's Latest type zines. She had just recently signed a contract with bestselling author, Patricia Cornwell's popular Kay Scarpetta mysteries. Friends say Angie did not...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Juicy Workout DVD

Angelina Jolie's Juicy Workout DVD

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt's significant other, Angelina Jolie has just joined the long list of celebrities who have put out workout DVD's. Jolie is in good company with well known individuals like Britney Spears, Jane Fonda, Kathy Nijimy, Elton John...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's father catches the swine flu

Angelina Jolie's father catches the swine flu

Angelina Jolie's father is in the hospital after contracting the notorious swine flu. His life long friend Elton John addressed the media outside the hospital. After being notified of her fathers condition, Angelina Jolie rushed to the hospital to...

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Funny story: Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Lake Como, Italy - Brad Pitt has reportedly told live-in lover and mother of his six children Angelina Jolie not to get pregnant again. "I'm so tired of it" said Pitt "every time I turn around Angelina is pregnant. And if she isn't pregnant she...

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Funny story: Swine flu infects Angelina Jolie's Chihuahua before being swept away by tornado

Swine flu infects Angelina Jolie's Chihuahua before being swept away by tornado

Angelina Jolie's six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight. The puppy is currently receiving treatment for the notorious swine flu. Angelina and Brad Pitt cred...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a desire to add Hollie Steel, the...

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