Written by howy

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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Tinker Bell's first sign of relieve after traumatic experiencee

Angelina Jolie's six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight. The puppy is currently receiving treatment for the notorious swine flu.

Angelina and Brad Pitt credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.

Angelina and Brad had set up an outdoor display Saturday at a flea market in downtown Los Angeles when Tinker Bell who was standing on their platform trailer was swept away.

Now reunited with Jolie, Tinker Bells is getting sicker and sicker by the day as the swine flu devours her tiny body.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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