Angelina Jolie the Untold Story

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Wednesday, 10 June 2009


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Lesbian street enforcers.

Fourty-one year old minor league supermodel, Jenny Shimizu, says she had sex with Angelina Jolie to punish her for the unnatural cravings Jolie had for younger women.

During a recent interview at a costume party, Shimizu came dressed as the terminator character from the 1984 movie.

She was asked about her early relationship with Jolie.

Shimizu says Jolie had confessed to her about the sexual feelings she had for much younger females.

After listening to Jolie, she went into a fit of rage and decided she had to punish and torture Jolie during a ten year lesbian affair to take revenge. Shimizu says she viewed herself as a kind of street enforcer seeking justice for the innocent.

"Jolie became violent and psychotic during sex," "she would cry and scratch at me asking God to let it end," "it was sort of an S&M type of sexual experience," "blood would be running down our lower lips from all the biting," states Shimizu.

She said, Jolie dated women because she was lonely and she did not fear rejection with them. To be rejected by a woman was seen as a salvation for Jolie who did not fully enjoy the lesbian sex.

"Angelina Jolie couldn't get a boyfriend in college and I viewed her as a dog with fleas but she was a beautiful flea" states Shimizu.

Laughing during the interview, Shimizu says Jolie had huge lips that looked like two water beds.

Shimizu's Life Growing Up

Shimizu says she found her baby sitter attractive and lost her virginity to a woman at age nineteen.

Her mother wasn't close to her because she feared Shimizu might one day sneak into her bed at night. At twenty-one, her mom asked her to leave the house out of fear.

Shimizu says she never messes with guys because she is scared of their girlfriends, sisters and mothers. She never looks at the frontal side of guys because she does not want to offend the women they are with.

She states, she took heroine during sex with women to get rid of the mental pain she experienced.

While crying, Shimizu says she has never made love to a man because men never found her attractive. She complains that she was never asked out on a date by a guy during her forty-one years and that guys typically date blond women.

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