Written by Bluebella

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

image for Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"
Here comes another one! Angelina can't wait for the new addition to her tribe.

Lake Como, Italy - Brad Pitt has reportedly told live-in lover and mother of his six children Angelina Jolie not to get pregnant again.

"I'm so tired of it" said Pitt "every time I turn around Angelina is pregnant. And if she isn't pregnant she's travelling to some third world country to adopt some little beggar. Has she never heard of birth control - or control of any kind?"

Pitt then allegedly sat Jolie down and told her frankly "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you." Jolie retorted that it took two to tango, while Brad hit back "but only one person to take a birth control tablet."

The argument turned into a full-scale war of words, with Pitt telling Jolie he couldn't see how anyone could vote her the sexiest woman in the world and Jolie telling Pitt "and same to you!"

Meanwhile, Pitt is reportedly slipping birth control chemicals into the water at their French Ch√Ęteau, while Jolie is secretly punching tiny holes in their condoms.

Expect another pregnancy and adoption any day now. Oh and a hand-print on Jolie's butt.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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