Angelina Jolie wore hand-me-down clothing as a child

Funny story written by howy

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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Angelina Jolie admits she wore hand-me-downs while she grew up in the city of Los Angeles. Her mother was on welfare and her father had abandoned them because of a lip crises.

Growing up, her family didn't have a lot of money, so with the exception of 2 or 3 outfits that grandma bought them, all of her clothing came in giant garbage bags from the neighbors with older kids.

Angelina says, "I mean they were hand-me-downs transported in garbage bags. They weren't dumpster trophies. Although that would have made a way better story."

Her mom pretty much gave her free reign to dress any way she wanted. She tells, "I was all about wearing ridiculous crap to school just because I liked the texture of the turd colored knee socks."

In middle school she moved, and kept wearing her dad's jeans and her mom's sweaters from the 60's and 70's and it still didn't cost anything, but suddenly she had a bunch of friends!! Her clothes were not COOL!

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