Pregnant Angelina Jolie Had Signed To Play Patricia Cornwell's Kay Scarpetta

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Friday, 15 May 2009

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Kay Scarpetta?

Apparently, Angelina Jolie is pregnant again with #7 according to several Hollywood's Latest type zines. She had just recently signed a contract with bestselling author, Patricia Cornwell's popular Kay Scarpetta mysteries. Friends say Angie did not know about the pregnancy at the book deal signing and no one knows just how that will work out.

"Angie is pregnant," a family friend told more than one magazine interviewer.

"They had been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible."

Perhaps it's her S&M history that involved here, as Jolie had a history of cutting herself as she grew up, but with having John Voight as an absentee father and once being married to Billy Bob Thorton, she had turned her life around over the past few years.

Sources say the actress is approximately three months along.

"She's thrilled", stated the family friend. "She said she was pretty sure she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!"

Since Kay Scarpetta has no children in the books, we don't know how this will be worked in or if any filming will only start after the baby is born.

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