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Funny story: New AA program encourages drinking to curtail sagging AA memberships

New AA program encourages drinking to curtail sagging AA memberships

Alcoholics Anonymous, the rehabilitation program founding in the 1930's to aid those with alcoholism, began testing an outreach pilot program this month to curb sagging membership rates.

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Funny story: Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Extra foreign whiskey supplies have started arriving in Scotland, to make up for possible shortages due to the Graingemouth strike this week.

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Funny story: AA Objects to AA Calling Itself AA and Takes AA to Court

AA Objects to AA Calling Itself AA and Takes AA to Court

In a dramatic case likely to go to the European Court of Justice, the Acronym Alliance is taking the Automobile Association to court for tying up with Alcoholics Anonymous and accusing Arseholes Accredited of stealing their acronym.

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Funny story: Dora the Explorer Completes Journey

Dora the Explorer Completes Journey

Dora the Explorer, the animated children's television star, completed a difficult journey recently. Like many young celebrities, Dora had fallen into some bad behavior with alcohol a major factor. An affair with Clay Aiken and a foray into adult...

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Funny story: Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.

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Funny story: Internet Operation While Intoxicated Arrests Up

Internet Operation While Intoxicated Arrests Up

Washington, DC (IPP) - The number of arrests for internet operation while intoxicated (IOWI) violations has gone up dramatically since the law was first enacted one year ago. The law is unsual because it is the first law ever enacted universally by...

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Funny story: Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Shock waves reverberated through Britain's corridors of power when it was disclosed that a gang of sober teenagers had been found on a notorious London council estate, committing absolutely no crime whatsoever.

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Funny story: Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Absinthe was taken off of the liquor store shelves and out of the bars and saloons of the United States over 100 years ago. Doctors, at the time, said that the drink caused blindness, seizures, and insanity.

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Funny story: Alcohol Can Increase the Risk of Getting Married

Alcohol Can Increase the Risk of Getting Married

Mephistophels, Tennessee (IPP) - Scientists at the Institute for the Preservation of Bachelorhood (IPOB) are warning bachelors that the use of alcohol can increase the risk of getting married.

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Funny story: Bush attacks Happy Hour

Bush attacks Happy Hour

With stocks falling, oil prices rising, jobs being outsourced to other countries and relations with the roiling Middle East choppy at best, President George W. Bush announced a full-scale plan to cut back Happy Hour by six minutes in the United State...

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Funny story: British Women Get Tiddly and Talk about their Vajayjays

British Women Get Tiddly and Talk about their Vajayjays

Like many of us, Heather Trotter-Twobutts enjoyed a few eeny-weeny glasses of vin rouge over Christmas without giving a second thought to just how twee she'd become. Most of her colleagues and friends drank the s...

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Funny story: Police Rob Children!

Police Rob Children!

In part of a national crackdown, Police Officers in Birmingham have confiscated more than 600 bottles and cans of alcohol from children as young as 8 in just one night.

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Funny story: Tiddlywinks World Cup Comes to UK

Tiddlywinks World Cup Comes to UK

This week beings the biggest sporting event since the "pass the parcel world championships" in August. Sources say that a record number of alcohol and drugs will be consumed throughout this prestigious event including Jim Bowen's favour...

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Funny story: New Liquor by Amy Winehouse Hits Shelves, Walls

New Liquor by Amy Winehouse Hits Shelves, Walls

London, UK - Adding to the long line of celebrities that have lent their name to a food or refreshment product, Amy Winehouse's new line of bourbon was introduced yesterday at a gala in London's west end.

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse, the troubled songstress, has surprised the pop world after announcing details of her new single, which is a cover of an old musical favourite.

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Funny story: Another Lost Weekend

Another Lost Weekend

Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.

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Funny story: Police Raid Three Premiership Clubs In Binge-Drinking Investigation

Police Raid Three Premiership Clubs In Binge-Drinking Investigation

Police have raided three top football clubs today as part of a nationwide investigation into binge-drinking in the game.

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