Tiddlywinks World Cup Comes to UK

Funny story written by robotsausage

Thursday, 1 November 2007

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The Tiddlywinks Cup

This week beings the biggest sporting event since the "pass the parcel world championships" in August. Sources say that a record number of alcohol and drugs will be consumed throughout this prestigious event including Jim Bowen's favourite, crack cocaine.

The event kicks of on Friday at Wembley Stadium with an amazing four million tickets already sold, and exclusive channel "Tiddlywinks TV" already being subscribed by another million or so.

The favourites this time around are last year's winners Bulgaria, whose coach insists that there formation is bigger and better than last time round. "We will crush you English and Brazilians and...."

Viewers are also anticipating another edge of the seat final. Last year, Bulgaria's Andy Szcgzzooh, appeared to elbow Croatia's Tomas Sonofabitch in the face during a tense match.

We will keep you posted on all the upcoming games.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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