It looks like Wes Brown has 'shot his bolt' at Manchester United after a big row with none other than Alex Fergusson. The row took place during their summer tour of the USA and ended in a verbal row. Brown told us 'Roons (Rooney) had organised a t...
Billionaire bidders lining up to buy one of England's most famous "footy" clubs are in solidarity about one thing, the name Liverpool FC must go! Liverpool, Scousers, Wayne Rooney, Ringo Starr, Granny Shaggers and Gerry & the Pacemakers (he ne...
England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed in a statement this afternoon that his players are to warm-up for their Euro 2012 qualifying match with Montenegro at Wembley on Tuesday with a Roman-style orgy, involving all the players' wives and girlfrien...
The truth behind the England team's disappointing summer World Cup capitulation can be revealed today as reports circulate that Wayne Rooney has been knobbing ex-captain John Terry's mum for months. The alleged affair was going on even before Terr...
Taking a lovely walk on the banks of the River Rhine in Strasbourg, it is hard not to notice that there is an absence of one thing in particular. Frenchmen. Round these parts, somebody only has to kick a ball a good three yards before an Arsena...
Manchester City's Argentine star midfielder, Carlos Tavez, says he could walk away from football at any time. The City skipper says he is exhausted by the demands of the modern game and has revealed that he has considered walking away from the gam...
Liverpool Football club appears to have finally shaken the predatory American owners off their backs. The Yanks Go Home pressure has finally paid off. However, Merseyside was plunged into new despair on the news that the new owners will be America...
It was a great night for British football last night, as all the home nations except for England were in action against tough European opposition in the Euro 2012 qualifiers. Northern Ireland fared best, as they hung on grimly for a 0-0 draw again...
Granchester United, hit by one-off finance charges and reduced revenues from the sale of teacups, has reported an annual pre-tax loss of £4.96p. The loss for the 12 months to 30 June compares with a profit of £18.00 for the year before, when reven...
The latest "football rich list" contains alarming news for beleaguered Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney. It shows that he has fallen from 65th to 89th overall and to sixth in the players' rankings. The slump is accounted for by t...
Liverpool Football Club, the once-proud Red crusaders, who, after beating all other teams into submission on the domestic front, sallied forth into mainland Europe, conquered all pretenders to their throne and became the envy of the footballing world...
Rejoice Liverpool fans. Your anguishes could soon be over, following the board accepting a new offer from an unknown investor. The North Korean investor, Kim Jong-Un, was rewarded with his promotion recently to have a kitty of 500 million British...
The latest news on the £600,000-pound debt owed by League One club Sheffield Wednesday to the Her Majesty's Revenue (HMRC) is that there has been no change, and that everything is as it was last week when I originally reported it. Wednesday have b...
England boss Fabio Capello is under investigation this morning, after world football's governing body FIFA asked him to explain his actions in calling-up uncapped Bolton Wanderers bull-in-a-china-shop striker Kevin Davies for his Euro 2012 squad to f...
Strange days at Anfield, with the mighty Reds stuck down in the bottom three, Fernando Torres suffering a hair colour crisis, Jamie Carragher developing a cockney accent to appease his bezzy mate Joe Cole, and Roy Hodgson's job on the line... Step...
Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson remained in defiant mood today, as his side languished in the bottom three, after their worst top flight season start since the 1964/65 season. After a humiliating home drubbing by Holland - sorry, Blackpool - Hodgson an...
The World Cup in Brazil has been cancelled after officials didn't want the Cup games to be linked with promoting the image of stroppy forward Robinho. Instead, they're coming to a place which loves football as much as Gordon Brown loves David Cameron...
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