Brown to leave United?

Funny story written by Proffitt

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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It looks like Wes Brown has 'shot his bolt' at Manchester United after a big row with none other than Alex Fergusson. The row took place during their summer tour of the USA and ended in a verbal row.

Brown told us 'Roons (Rooney) had organised a top night out to a strip joint called The Twisted Tit and all the lads were going when Fergie said I had to stay behind and practise my keepy-uppies for the exhibition show! 'What the f**k,' I said 'you havin' a laugh, I've been looking forward to this all week?'

At that Fergy got in my face swearing and shouting Scottish obscenities at me telling me how I was just a wee man etc. At one point he even took his shoe off and waved it at me like some angry Muslim at a press conference! He kept talking about how he sorted out Beckham all those years ago and then he just walked out.

When asked if he joined the boys on the night out Wes replied 'Yea of course I did, Roon's nights out are legendary and I wasn't missing one just because Fergy decided to throw a wobble!'

But it now looks like the normally placid natured Fergusson has put his famous shoe down and decided not to pick Wes all season or maybe he just thinks Wes is shite!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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