VATICAN CITY - The ground beneath their feet is slowly crumbling and still the Pope and his cohorts are in denial. Instead of focusing on righting the many wrongs that the Roman Catholic Church has wreaked on innocent lives - today's neo-Roman Empir...
Her Grand National dreams are over. After defying all odds as filly of the year - ordained to win the top cash purse - Camilla of Cornwall proved herself to be just another old nag. Unable to deliver in the grand manner that was expected of her C...
THE VATICAN: The powerful head of Italy's bishops has agreed that anybody in the Church who was responsible for mishandling, minimizing or attempting to cover-up the sexual abuse of children should be dismissed. "Let's start with the Pope", said...
LONDON - ENGLAND: In the last few days to the final countdown England's favorite brooding Scot is wondering what could have been. I could have been the real PM he has been saying loudly. As the other dark horses are pulling away Gordon is thinki...
And they're off.....to the races that is! Nope. We're not talking about multiple champion jockey Tony McCoy whose drought finally ended with a thundering charge on favorite Don't Push It. We're talking about England's very own 3 stooges - one of whom...
According to William Murray - a 101-year old bagpiper from the guid old Scottish Highlands, micro-blogger Stuart MacLennan has hammered another nail in the Labour Party's coffin. "Nae gonna win" harrumphed the old codger - a fighter for Scottish i...
LONDON - UK: The Royal rags and Tabloid headlines have been screaming: "Prince William proposes to Kate Middleton" "Wills and Kate to announce engagement" "UK set for Royal wedding" "Wedding hint from Wills and Kate" "November weddin...
CREATIONISM, TEXAS: A famous scientist working on the Shroud of Turin, who initially believed it was fake has now stated: "I absolutely believe that this is the original piece of cloth that was used to wrap the body of Jesus. As a result I have...
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WASHINGTON: The US is finally fed up with Pakistan's lies and duplicity and appears to have come to its senses. Facing decimation in the upcoming mid-term elections the Obama Administration is pulling one final rabbit out of its hat. Spokesman Rob...
WASHINGTON: Having raided the country's Treasury for its sartorial funds, the Armani-suited Pak delegation headed by 'democratic' leader - the latest Army General stormed into the capital waving a 200-page list of demands. Having failed to wean t...
OTTAWA - CANADA: It's official! Lady GaGa has been dethroned by America's top drag queen Ann Coulter. With 'her' decidedly unfeminine Adam's apple bobbing furiously in her scrawny chickeny throat; ridiculous Barbara Cartlandy false eyelashes and un...
VANCOUVER: After its repeatedly nonsensical jaw-jawing, the petulant Brit media seems to have gone into its usual drunken stupor. No more put-downs of the Canadian Vancouver Olympics; no more hectoring of Canada's Own the Podium "arroganc...
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Florida: In a too-little-too-late PR campaign designed to redeem himself, Tiger "Cheatah" Woods emerged from hiding and issued yet another apology. It was a closely scripted, well-rehearsed event - intended to inject the right...
VANCOUVER 2010: Canadians celebrating their brilliant Olympics say the reason for the Brit media's sulky, petulant and un-sportsmanlike response to opening night is because of their "itchy and scratchy unwashed underwear". As if to confirm Canadi...
Britain has finally topped the medals table at a Winter Olympics. News coming out of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics shows a surge in medals for the much-dead Empire's unwashed media denizens. At the medals-award ceremonies last night the debt-ri...
LONDON-ISTAN: Uneasy lies the balding head on which will rest the crown [of jewels stolen from India]- someday. Pictures released on Thursday by a well-known royal rag show the 27-year old prematurely balding-blond Prince William with a thick hea...
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