Written by shea lo

Monday, 12 April 2010

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VATICAN CITY - The ground beneath their feet is slowly crumbling and still the Pope and his cohorts are in denial. Instead of focusing on righting the many wrongs that the Roman Catholic Church has wreaked on innocent lives - today's neo-Roman Empire is pretending to make peace with - get this - the Beatles!

The wicked narcissists have actually had the audacity to say they have finally made peace with the Beatles, saying their drug use, "dissolute" lives and even the claim that the band was bigger than Jesus are all in the past - while their music lives on.

Who in their right mind would behave like this? Why, the Roman Catholic Church of course, which feels it is entitled by its own self-created divine right - to abuse and destroy human lives while showing absolutely no remorse and making no restitution.

The so-called "dissolute" lives of the Beatles pale in comparison to the wicked sins of the Church - something that has been going on for centuries and was deliberately covered up.

Memo to the Pope and his sycophantic co-sinners:

The Beatles were a musical group - not inventors of a religion determined to control the body, mind and soul of billions of humans. Beware - when you speak of dissolute lives, take a good hard look at yourselves you disgusting, dirty, filthy, corrupt, perverted men.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Vatican, Beatles

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