OTTAWA - CANADA: It's official! Lady GaGa has been dethroned by America's top drag queen Ann Coulter. With 'her' decidedly unfeminine Adam's apple bobbing furiously in her scrawny chickeny throat; ridiculous Barbara Cartlandy false eyelashes and undeniably androgynous torso - America's Number One Christian arrived in Canada to discuss "Freedom of speech" and 'terrify' Canadians with America's non-existent might.
Crossing and uncrossing her legs to show everyone she was well-tucked she first insulted a Muslim student by telling her to ride a camel if she didn't have a flying carpet and then claimed she would be filing a human-rights charge against her host country for making her a victim of hate. LOL! laughed the Canadians.
No doubt with the Canadian dollar at par with the sinking American greenback this cerebral-y-challenged, dressed-by-a-blind-monkey; supported by single-digit-IQ-morons - nutbar is in for the lucrative media ride.
'Miz' ;) ;) [nudge-nudge wink-wink] Coulter has been complaining about the fact that officials had cautioned her to respect Canadians and show some sensitivity in her remarks. 'She'[??!!] considers this is hate because in her pea-brained mind she believes she is entitled to that brand of Americanism that typifies the arrogant, obnoxious, ignorant, amoral, offensive, uneducated, paranoid conservative that she stands for.
In other words, if you dare to challenge her stupidity she will scratch her deep hairy armpit and unleash her 'Christian' bile threatening to have obese Americans roll over and squash all skinny Canadians to death.
"Somebody should remind her that her obese Yanks can't move an inch without help - we will have to send them our Canadarm to help them roll over", said a well-known local astronaut.
In Ottawa officials were having a hard time keeping a straight face as they picked themselves up from the floor when confronted with this he-she's allegations of prejudice.
Cardinal Burl O'Scooney visiting Ottawa weighed in on the topic taking a moment to let down his guard commenting: "The Vatican believes this individual has been possessed by the Devil. It needs a good exorcism - perhaps the confused sexual identity is the basis for this vehement hate".
Meanwhile Canada's Gay and Bi-sexual, happy community have invited Coulter to be their float queen at the next Gay Pride Parade. Local gay designers have offered to show her "how to dress like a real girl".
When asked by this reporter what made gays so certain that Coulter actually was a 'male hate-mongering, conservative Christian in drag', 80-year old torch singer Bubbles Bazooma chortled:
"Dah-ling it takes one old queen to recognize another old queen!"