Brkng nws frm ThSpf.cm: Chf Mrk Lwtn gts tff wt wrtrs - sz spf mst b frst n svng plnt

Written by shea lo

Thursday, 1 April 2010

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LNDN - NGLND: Spf.cm hd Mrk Lwtn hs mbrkd n cmpgn 2 sv plnt. Mrk sz bst mthd 2 sv plnt s 2 stp ptng vwls n sntncs.

spf wrtrs hv bn tld 2 stp wt fncy bg wrds nd rt rtkls n smpl txt styl sntncs.

hd mrk lwtn sd:

r wrld dsnt nd vwls - spf hs 2 st xmpl by wlkng th tlk. 2 mny f r wrtrs r 2 sphstktd nd wrt fr kmbrdg typs. mst stp ths pblk skl brgws-y snbry. spf wrtrs nd 2 strt ktrng 2 r rl fns - th hrdly ltrt ybb rdrs - th rl mjrty brtsh scty. fm ths mmnt, 2 gt nws 2 ths lkl smpl-mndd rdrs r wrtrs wl mplmnt txt-styl wrtng.

lwtn kncldd:

spf nds 2 gt dwn 2 th btm lvl f brtsh scty nd spf wl b th frst 2 gt n brd. spf mst tk rspnsblty 2 sv plnt nd dmp nwntd ltrcy.

spf wrtrs rchd 4 cmnt sd:

BLLKS WTF BTW WHS MRK LWTN?

spfs brd f drktrs sd:

hmm...kn sns rvlt brwng n btm rnks. pssbl rprt mrdch tkvr lkly?

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