In a surprising move today, President Obama nominated Oprah Winfrey as the Supreme Court Justice that will replace the retiring David Souter. While speaking at a White House Press Conference, President Obama said, "Oprah understands where normal...
WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...
Medical Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in conjunction with the Mayo Clinic, have discovered the source of Swine Flu. The outbreak did not originate in Mexico as was previously thought. In fact, the disease begin in Hollywood. The outbr...
The pup that had been hospitalized and finally quarantined for more than a week fighting off the potentially life-threatening disease of Swine Flu, which apparently recently killed Winfrey's other new puppy Ivan, who was Sadie's littermate. "We di...
(New York-NY) I confess. I Twitter. I feel compelled to say that I have been on Twitter since the beginning of the year, not exactly the cutting edge, though not like the fair weather, fad Twitters like Oprah Winfrey. I thought more of her to jump on the followers bandwagon of Ashton Kutcher. She probably bought a CB radio when it was a fad as well. But the confession is not that I Twitter, but th...
NEW YORK, NY - Ann Coulter revealed to Oprah Winfrey today that, upon seeing Susan Boyle's performance, she had been "moved to orgasm." It was reportedly her first. Just before lunch time, producers of Oprah Winfrey's show received a call from so...
First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer f...
Susan Boyle, who has over 34 million fans on YouTube, spoke to and sang for Oprah Winfrey last night. At the conclusion of the interview, she sang Summertime, from the Gershwin & Hammerstein production of Porgy and Bess. Oprah Winfrey appeared...
Los Angeles, CA - Oprah Winfrey has announced in her own magazine 'O' that she intends to stay a virgin until she is married "to set a good example for young women." Winfrey, who is 55 and a self made billionaire with a number of successful franch...
Chigago - Media mogul Oprah Winfrey threw a giant media party on the weekend at McCormick Place to celebrate The Octomum being the latest television celebrity to join her media empire. The Octomum will star in her own daytime television show calle...
A new straight to video version of Wonder Woman was released on DVD and not all of the entertainment industry is happy with the result. The new film is a cartoon, not live action, and features the voice of Keri Russell (Felicity) as the crime fighte...
Oprah won't actually be interviewing Rihanna this week, but the 21-year-old star's presence will be felt. The daytime queen, who last week advised Rihanna and boyfriend Chris Brown to seek counseling, plans to devote this Thursday's episode of the...
Sources within the White House have revealed that Barack Obama has assigned twelve billion dollars or the Bailout funds to friend Oprah Winfrey. The actress/talk show host will receive one of the first stimulus checks that is being used to bolster t...
In a private ceremony at the Lincoln Memorial, former Vice President Dick Cheney officially passed the puppet strings to television talk show Goddess Oprah Winfrey. After taking the oath of office of Puppet Master, Winfrey officially tied the string...
CHICAGO, IL. - Some were surprised when embattled Illinois governer Rod Blagojevich revealed he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the vacant Senate position. Now, authorities have learned Oprah Winfrey planned to use her influence to help propel Rod...
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who has been charged with trying to sell the U.S. Senate seat formerly held by President Barack Obama, now says he considered offering it to talk show star Oprah Winfrey. Blagojevich said on ABC's "Good Morning A...
Questions have been raised over talk show host Oprah Winfrey's commitment to weight loss after she consumed an entire cow at the President's inaugauration dinner and was later seen toasting Barrick Obama from a large gravy boat filled with custard.
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