British Prime Minister Gordon Brown today made a formal statement in parliament affirming what every pundit in the press has been saying for a fortnight: Government of the people, for the people and by the people is officially dead. Mr Brown elabo...
The House of Commons was gripped by a new row today as an MP tried to claim expenses on his repaid expenses. Details are sketchy at present but it seems that the MP in question had used a little used loophole known as miscellaneous expenses. Po...
The husband of Home Secretary, Jacquie Smith is continuing his long standing,some would say tedious, pursuit of a cure for his addiction to watching porn at the taxpayers expense. This time he has sought solace in the joy of music, in particular,...
London - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Despotic dictatorships around the world have hit back at widespread press comparison to UK MPs' sordid moat-raking, patio heater-infested expenses scams. A Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association source said today th...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown will this morning announce that he'll be making a charitable donation with the millions of pounds reclaimed back from MP's wrongly claimed expenses. Mr.Brown said that he'd discussed it in length with David Milliband an...
Tory tyrant Little David Cameron has faced down the Parliamentary Goliath of corruption: "Face my ball sack you twits and give back ever haypenny ya stole from the good hard workin people of John Bull's Island!" Cameron exposed the lies and thie...
Opposition leader David Cameron, shaking with rage at some of his colleague's expenses claims, has vowed to "kick their heads in" if they fail to repay the claims. The Eton educated millionaire, who claimed £680 for a big stick to jab a jammed juv...
In a test case that has serious implications for the fourth estate, a pig is to sue both local and national newspapers for defamation after unflattering comparisons to Members of Parliament were made in print. News International, Associated Newspa...
Whitehall, London - An unnamed and unshamed MP has been caught by the government watchdog Evil Politicians We Hate You (EPWHU) trying to claim the purchase of a small island in the Carribean on his expenses. The MP claims it is all above board. T...
Backbench Conservative MP Monty Bedwetter has admitted today that he has claimed for the refilling of a trough in London, when he actually keeps his snout in an even larger trough in Suffolk. Using the lax expenses controls to his advantage, he su...
There is anger and outrage across the country over astonishing claims made by Government ministers. The finger pointing starts right at the top with Prime Minister Gordon Brown claiming not only for an end to boom and bust but also that he saved t...
Whitehall - As the row over MP's expenses rumbles inexorably on, diehard Conservatives, caught like rabbits in a spotlight following damning revelations have been increasingly looking to the party leadership for, well, for leadership. It has not b...
A throne made of solid gold costing 55 MILLION was claimed on expenses by Conservative MP Douglas Hogg, it was revealed by the Telegraph last night. Angry taxpayers and members of Hogg's constituency immediately jammed the switchboard of his luxur...
Stephen Fry admitted to cheating on his expenses today, and was immediately arrested by police acting on the orders of the Government and taken to an undisclosed maximum security police station. In a hastily arrange press conference, the Home Secr...
"We are only following the rules" bleated the slack jawed toilet blocker, Environment Secretary Ed Miliband. "ok so we wrote the rules, but that's not cheating! The system needs to be reformed," he admitted. Ed Miliband's expenses are comparative...
Brit MP's after being caught with their pants down by cashing in on very dubious expense claims are now to be scrutinised by an independent body according to themselves? (well the non-corrupt one left over!) Many of our fab MP's feel it is quite O...
Following the Daily Telegraph expenses revelation concerning MP's claims for hideously large amounts of renovation work to their properties, a Downing Street spokesperson has issued a statement. The statement reads: "The government is alarmed at t...
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