Prime Minister Gordon Brown will this morning announce that he'll be making a charitable donation with the millions of pounds reclaimed back from MP's wrongly claimed expenses.
Mr.Brown said that he'd discussed it in length with David Milliband and they'd both decided that the best thing would be to use the money as a deposit on a nice new shiny Lear Jet.
Mr.Brown added that it was "only fair", "very transparent" and "you know" would be the best thing to do all round.
Mr. Milliband added that they'd jointly taken the decision but none of the other cabinet members were consulted as they were all busy with piles of receipts and calculators.
When I asked Mr.Brown if he was using the chaos to bury bad news, he gathered up his numerous bits of paper and ran off saying that he'd just remembered he'd left his porridge cooking and had to go.
