New Expenses Row

Written by Dr Will C U Now

Thursday, 14 May 2009

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MP's expenses found at Waterloo station last week.

The House of Commons was gripped by a new row today as an MP tried to claim expenses on his repaid expenses.

Details are sketchy at present but it seems that the MP in question had used a little used loophole known as miscellaneous expenses.

Political insider Ben Downing-Street said "For years MP's have used miscellaneous as a cover for paying fines, call girls and drugs. The practice is widespread."

Tory leader David Cameron said "If it's one of my guys I'll be right upset"

Gordon Brown said "Whatever David Cameron has said I'll say but in a slightly more serious manner with a tinge of Scottish angst."

Leader of the Lib Dems Nick Clegg was ignored as no one actually takes him really seriously.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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