London - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Despotic dictatorships around the world have hit back at widespread press comparison to UK MPs' sordid moat-raking, patio heater-infested expenses scams.
A Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association source said today that if the bosses of tinpot hellholes such as the Vatican, the EU, Darfur, China, Laos, North Korea, Turkmenistan, Ecuador and Saudi Arabia had acted in the same arbitrary despotic manor (sic) they'd be up before a lynch mob.
The only dissenting voice was Cuba's Fidel Castro who blamed British royal benefit scroungers for setting a bad example in the first place.
"It's all that dotty Mrs Ratzinger's fault," Uncle Fidel warned, "claiming to be the British Queen and creaming off the first 10% of any taxpayer-funded bailout."
Pope Benedict XVI is broke.
