The husband of Home Secretary, Jacquie Smith is continuing his long standing,some would say tedious, pursuit of a cure for his addiction to watching porn at the taxpayers expense.
This time he has sought solace in the joy of music, in particular, modern and traditional jazz.
He has taken to an in-depth study of the music legends such as Dizzy Gillespie, the former Newcastle winger and trumpet player and Silo Snatch, who could make the saxophone sound like randy tomcat who has just landed awkwardly on a wall covered in broken glass.
Speaking during a recent visit to a holiday camp for drug addicts and wasters where she was handing out Plasma TV's and Playstations, the Home Secretary commented" I haven't actually heard my husband play anything as yet. However, I spoke to him by phone and he informs me that he now has great collection of jazz mags".
A government apologist later clarified the Home Secretary's comments by stating" There are two types of jazz and they are both crap".
