Tory tyrant Little David Cameron has faced down the Parliamentary Goliath of corruption: "Face my ball sack you twits and give back ever haypenny ya stole from the good hard workin people of John Bull's Island!"
Cameron exposed the lies and thievery of the British government in a litany of the fiscal sins of the elected:
- Duncan built a moat around his little London flat
- Lansley invested taxpayers money in a cheese shop that had no cheese
- Osborne took government funds to establish an insurance agency that gave naked ladies as a sign on bonus but cancelled the policy whenever a claim was made
- Clarke, Gove and Letivans cormered the market on burgalizing old ladies homes by posing as encyclopedia salesmen.
Cameron reportedly whipped the frontsides and the backsides of the corrupt legislators as they screamed with delight!
