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Funny story: Dead councillor elected in Penge local elections

Dead councillor elected in Penge local elections

Results in from the 2008 local elections have revealed that Rita Cadaver, a Penge Liberal Democrat councillor who passed away in 2006, has today been elected to the council.

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Funny story: Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey. Election organiser...

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Funny story: Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy "Mr Entertainer" Mallett is the most recent last minute entry to the race for Mayor of London. Dressed in garish, throw-away fashions from Primark, the 52 year-old plans to take the race by storm.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Election Results in Full

Zimbabwe Election Results in Full

Robert Mugabe, the charismatic, statesmanlike and incredibly mad leader of Zimbabwe has spoken out against people speaking out against him regarding the alleged delay in posting the election results held in the country quite a while ago now.

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Funny story: Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.

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Funny story: Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A new Gallup Poll released last Wednesday showed that out of a sample of 5834 Hillary Clinton supporters, 87% of them plan to cast their vote for her in the upcoming Pennsylvania Primary. Although most Hillary Supp...

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Funny story: Obama Supporters Throw Hissy Fits

Obama Supporters Throw Hissy Fits

About 5 million politically active US citizens are fired up, angry & overwrought because of the recent so-called debate on ABC News in which Charles Gibson & George Stephanopolous threw a few major league curveballs at the junior senator from Illinoi...

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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: Madonna To Fly To Zimbabwe To Sort Things Out

Madonna To Fly To Zimbabwe To Sort Things Out

Madonna, the aging Queen of Pop, has announced that she will be flying to Zimbabwe next week in an effort to resolve the ongoing difficulties with the elections in the African country.

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Funny story: Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Much has been made about the waggle dance, a fox trot of sorts that campaigning politicians do to tell voter 'bees' they have found a good publicity source, 'issue' or a juicy scandal.

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Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.

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Funny story: AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

AP News: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

(New York-NY) Famous popular fiction author John Grisham, whose mega selling novels include "The Firm" and "The Rainmaker", says he doesn't care if he's remembered 50 years from now.

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Funny story: China Eyes U.S. Erection With Caution

China Eyes U.S. Erection With Caution

Beijing, China (IPP) - Chinese officials are eyeing the upcoming US Erection with caution. Officials there say it is impossible to predict who will be the next president.

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Funny story: Lennon Endorses Romney

Lennon Endorses Romney

In an unexpected development, Mitt Romney has received the celebrity endorsement of the late John Lennon. This comes on the heels of endorsements by Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand and even Chuck Norris, which have helped to buoy the candidacy of o...

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Funny story: Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

(Columbia-S.C.) As if the "Donny & Marie" show wasn't enough of an obstacle to overcome, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt "Don't I Look like one of the extras from "Mad Men", be honest?" Romney now has to c...

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Funny story: Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

In the wake of the beginning of the primary/caucus season, Senator Ted Kennedy has made is usual announcement: "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."...

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