Tuesday, 12 February 2008

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Keeping an eye out

Beijing, China (IPP) - Chinese officials are eyeing the upcoming US Erection with caution. Officials there say it is impossible to predict who will be the next president.

One Chinese leader says he is concerned about Obama's nationalistic view point against outsourcing. He also reminded reporters of a Confusious statement that, "man who stand on toilet high on pot" and "man who lay in road get tired".

Another Chinese official also quoted Confusious in reference to Bill Clinton by saying that "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day" and "man who play pocket pool gets ace in hole".

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Topics: China, Elections

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