MOGADISHU, Somalia - A high ranking Al-Qaida general has reported that Al-Qaida and The Taliban joined forces and have completely destroyed the Somali pirates. Newspaper reports coming out of Mogadishu reported that Al-Qaida and The Taliban leader...
In a remarkable turn of events, the CIA (Criminally Insane Americans) have announced that Father Christmas is the CIA's 'Most Wanted'. Many notaries have topped this list in the past, most recently Osama Bin Laden of Al Qaeda, and Adolf Hitler. Bu...
London - (9/11 Mess): Osama bin Laden's right hand-job man, Omar Mahmoud Othman, - also known by aliases as 'Omar the Mothman' and Abu Qatada, has been caught in a plot to nuke the Palace of Westmonster on Wednesday's Official State Opening of Parlia...
Damascus - In his latest video released to Al-Jazeera Osama Bin-Laden reveals that El Qaeda is not committed to overthrowing and destroying the West, this is just a step along a path to his ultimate objective - to replace Western-style flush toilets...
Information is emerging from Interpol that the terrorist threat in Europe is increasing as Al Qaeda has fractured, with splinter organisations appearing. The reason for the split is due to an apparent argument over the spelling of Al Qaeda. The or...
An Al Qaeda Terrorist plot has been foiled by the humble British Rail Transport platform attendant, claimed the British Rail Transport Authority (RTA). Earlier this year it was made illegal to stand on a platform and look shifty, which the RTA cla...
Washington - Retired CIA agent Richard Franko, who was undercover in Afghanistan for five years trailing Osama Bin Laden, has revealed his frustrations with tracking the world's most wanted criminal in his new book, I Think I Saw Osama. "To begin...
Presidential hopeful, Senator Barrack Hussein Obama has largely dodged the bullet concerning his association with early Al Qaeda operative, William Ayers. However, recent revelations concerning Obama, the Jew-hating, Muslim have called into question...
London - (9/11 Mess): Hellfire Club numerology buffs have spotted a dire black hole in the UK's Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's fate. It is centred on the traditional end of Ramadan holiday of Eid El Fitr on October 1st which many years of zodiac study...
Washington - A painstaking worldwide information dragnet by the CIA and FBI has concluded that key El Qaeda leader, Obama Biden, is actively operating in the US planning to openly take over the government by legal means. Security has been doubled at...
District of Columbia - Based on the testimony of an anonymous prisoner at Guantanamo known only as "Enemy Combatant Number 242", Vice President Cheney has accused Al Qaeda of causing the largest explosive event ever in the universe -- The Big Bang.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the al Qaeda leader in Iraq, was killed yet again by U.S. warplanes on Saturday when two F-16s bombed both his not-so safe houses at Hibhib, just north of Baghdad. Zarqawi, the eldest son of a Jordanian skateboard mechanic st...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Osama bin Laden's terrorist organization al Qaeda has released a new video. This time, the video features the prominent radio talk show host Alex Jones. Although the CIA has no idea about the video's origin, it appears to have bee...
Former British Prime Minister, and Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, has told her husband Denis that she is fed up of all the pussyfooting around in Afghanistan, and she is off to put a stop to it, and to bring an end to the conflict. Denis, who died...
The leaders of Al Queda, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Leona Lewis Fan Club have shown unusual co-operation by issuing a joint statement to their respective fanatics and murderers. From 1st September, all car bombs used by suicide and homicide bombers...
The Saudi Sunni Wahhabi Muslim, CIA & MI5 funded by and established by terrorist organisation known as Al Qaeda, today celebrated the arrest of Rodovan Kardzic.
al-Qaeda has announced plans to rebrand itself as al-Arguido, in a bid to have a higher profile. This follows the decision by the Portuguese attorney general to lift Arguido status from modern day heroes St Gerry and St Kate McCann. Abdul Jihad, s...
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