London - (9/11 Mess): Osama bin Laden's right hand-job man, Omar Mahmoud Othman, - also known by aliases as 'Omar the Mothman' and Abu Qatada, has been caught in a plot to nuke the Palace of Westmonster on Wednesday's Official State Opening of Parliament.
The Al Qaeda Mothman, or Angel of Death, had been lobbying hapless Tory shadow immigration minister Damian 'The Omen' Green while awaiting a ruling from the UK's Special Immigration Appeals Commission against extradition.
Superstitious Islamic terrorist pals have always been in shock and awe about their very own 'Mothman Prophecies'.
These include the obliteration of the Mother of All Parliaments.
This week UK Anti-terror cops stumbled on the plot after researching Abu Qatada's DNA and finding a direct parentage match for the Puppet Monarch and the late Shah of Iran.
Damian Green meanwhile is holed up 'for his own protection' in an MI5 safe house (sic) after spooks discovered some traces of Plutonium-210 at his House of Commons locker.
Lord Levy is shitting bricks.