As Tottenham Hotspur and West Ham United launch rival bids to take over the Olympic Stadium in east London, speculation has increased that should Tottenham succeed with their bid, Manchester United will up sticks and move lock, stock, and barrel into...
Joey Barton has hit back at accusations that he is a thug and should not be allowed on a football field after allegedly "punching" Blackburn's Morten Gamst Pederson last night at St James Park. "There was a fly on his shirt so I swatted...
Blackpool manager Ian Holloway sensationally exploded at a press conference earlier today covering several reporters and photographers in flying limbs and internal organs. The incident happened after one hack asked Holloway a series of questions s...
The 2,500 Manchester United fans allowed into the City Of Manchester Stadium at Eastlands (up Oldham Road) filed out hanging their heads in shame as Manchester City really showed their illustrious neighbours how noisy a noisy neighbour can be. By...
A recent study of ancient civilization has confirmed what fanatic soccer fans in the UK have known all along; BEER is ultimately responsible for creating civilization as we know it today for better or worse, depending on which team you root for!...
Roberto "Boom Boom" Mancini has sparked controversy in the north west on the day of the Manchester derby by claiming that Manchester City can beat Manchester United on any given day of the week. Mancini insists that City are a more formidable pros...
At the Oasis Bar and Grill Attendance 45 Spectators to this game were promised a treat, and the action didn't disappoint. The game had barely begun when West Ham striker Janet Cole opened the scoring by arriving in a new Ferrari. Man U...
Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has had treatment for a particularly severe case of 'go-down-in-the-area' according to Blues manager Carlo Ancelotti. The incurable disease which the majority of over sexed, under performing superstars of the Premier...
Manchester United stunned Manchester City today by announcing that Eric Cantona and Roy Keane may be attending tomorrow's Manchester derby game at the City Of Manchester Stadium, which apparently isn't really a council house - although we only have S...
LONDON - Lillian McTavisham, an old high school friend of Louise Minchin, recently had lunch with the noted BBC newreader and presenter. The two met at the highly prestigious Lady Godiva's House of Ribs Restaurant located near the Millbank Distill...
It's a game of two halves, or maybe not. The Football Association has decided to call time on, inarticulate managers, players and pundits who trot out the same tired clichés during post match interviews. The FA has now released a list of clichés...
LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...
As Wayne Rooney jets off to Nike HQ in the USA, as opposed to training hard for Wednesday's Manchester derby, sources state that he will never pull on the famous old red shirt of Manchester United again. It is being reported in certain 'informed'...
Arsene Wenger, Arsenballs 61 year old manager, is saying little about the lorry which fell on his train after he had discussed terms with a couple of young Woking players. Suggestions that he is 'an arse' to talk to a non league side are being dea...
An impostor was in the Everton First Team squad, it has been revealed. Mr. Affin Alaff, a talented African footballer impersonator, scored a sensational goal for the Toffees this weekend against Stoke. The problem? Davey Moyes credited Mr. Alaf...
Portsmouth FC fans are furious at an alleged sleight to their club by former manager Harry Redknapp. Mr Redknapp had a colourful couple of spells at the south cost club, leading them into the Premier League and eventually winning the FA Cup with t...
The electronic implant which has helped blind people to see is seen by most people as a marvellous leap forward, or at least thought to be a marvellous leap forward by some who haven't had it yet, but a group of religious fanatics is threatening to d...
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