'Arsenal's Arsene an Arse'

Funny story written by j.w.

Saturday, 6 November 2010

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Woking Hopefuls Destined for Arsenal?

Arsene Wenger, Arsenballs 61 year old manager, is saying little about the lorry which fell on his train after he had discussed terms with a couple of young Woking players.

Suggestions that he is 'an arse' to talk to a non league side are being dealt with as a private matter. Arsenballs Chairman came out to support Arsene: 'Our Manager has our full confidence. If he wants to talk to Woking players who have been talent spotted that is his affair.'

Arsene was in a carriage on the train near Oxshott, Surrey when a cement mixer fell from a bridge onto the next carriage. Luckily for Arsene the driver had shot wide of the Manager who has been shaken by the episode.

'I never want to travel on a train again' he said.

Woking hopefuls, keen on a move to Arsenal, praised Arsene for his courage in dealing with the injured travellers. 'He knows a trapped nerve from a calf muscle strain' commented an impressed player.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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