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Funny story: Rooney and Tevez Demand Transfers following VAT Increase

Rooney and Tevez Demand Transfers following VAT Increase

The morals of Premiership footballers hit a new low today as both Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez demanded either a transfer or a wage increase. The justification of both players was based around the VAT increase taking place in January as the UK mo...

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Funny story: Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Blackburn FC have been forced to apologise to its fans today after completing the signing of the wrong person, in a desperate attempt to sign Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho. Instead they managed to sign an 87 year old, former butcher, called Ronal...

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Funny story: God appears on Rooney's balding head?

God appears on Rooney's balding head?

The first miracle of 2011 happened yesterday in the Black country (literally), Birmingham, UK. After not scoring in open play since March 2010, the enfant terriblé of English soccer actually did it. After all of the well documented turbulences in...

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Funny story: Steve Bruce, Sunderland manager, related to Jay Leno, American Late Night Talk Show Host

Steve Bruce, Sunderland manager, related to Jay Leno, American Late Night Talk Show Host

Steve Bruce has often wondered if the comments made by his family, friends and colleagues, regarding the possibility that he is, somehow related to American, Late Night Talk Show host, Jay Leno, may indeed be true. There is definitely a marked res...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson offers Liverpool a lifeline, he wants them as United's second team!

Sir Alex Ferguson offers Liverpool a lifeline, he wants them as United's second team!

Sir Alex Ferguson, always a man with a giant heart, has offered Liverpool F.C. a lifeline, he wants them to become United's second team. Roy Hodgson, good mate of Fergie, also thinks it's a great idea because he personally feels that Liverpool fir...

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Funny story: Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

In what has been described as "nothing short of an everyday occurrence", a woman in the Potteries yesterday discovered another amazing item under her 9-year-old son's bed - a vuvuzela! Karen Low-Cal, 45, from Stoke, was rummaging about under Child...

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Funny story: England Retract 2018 World Cup Bid

England Retract 2018 World Cup Bid

In a move which some in the footballing world have called "incredible", the English Football Association has decided to retract its earlier bid to stage the 2018 World Cup finals on the grounds that the decision has been fixed in favour of 'any other...

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Funny story: Carlo Ancelotti Sacked!

Carlo Ancelotti Sacked!

The world of football was reeling this morning after Chelsea announced that they had sacked manager Carlo Ancelotti immediately after last night's crushing 3-1 defeat against Arsenal at the Emirates. Ancelotti only took charge of the Blues in summ...

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Funny story: West Ham's Christmas Present

West Ham's Christmas Present

'Do you realise that this is our first victory away from home in the league for 16 months?' Penny Smythe exclaimed to her boy friend, Leyton Orient Junior prospect, Terry Smith. 'That was our first match last season when we beat Wolves. I believe we were top of the table for a few hours. A long time ago.' 'But 3-1 away to Fulham. Fulham must be absolutely terrible.' 'They are. At this ra...

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Funny story: Nude David Beckham To Join Hull City?

Nude David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former naked Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his internationa...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez And Roy Hodgson To 'Job-Swap'

Rafa Benitez And Roy Hodgson To 'Job-Swap'

Inter Milan have announced on their website in the last few minutes that their manager Rafa Benitez, and the current boss of Liverpool, Roy Hodgson, are to swap jobs from Monday. Benitez, who managed Liverpool until June, hasn't measured up to the...

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Funny story: Rumour that Man Utd. To Fold Tent and Move to Qatar Worst News Since Christmas Weather Forecast!

Rumour that Man Utd. To Fold Tent and Move to Qatar Worst News Since Christmas Weather Forecast!

A snow bound England, already suffering from severe depression, was plunged deeper into despair when it was announced the Glazer family is in negotiations to sell off The Big Red Team to Qatar and move it lock stock and Old Trefford! "It's not su...

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Funny story: Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Today is a historic day in British history, as the offside law makes a gigantic leap from the football field into the life of every unsuspecting citizen. Having been trialled in supermarkets earlier this year, the new "public offside rule" is set...

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Funny story: Beckham Becomes West Ham Player Manager

Beckham Becomes West Ham Player Manager

In an audacious bid by West Ham Owners David & David to save the Hammer dropping on their feet, David Beckham has been lured to Upton Park with an undisclosed offer. It is likely Beckham fancied becoming a player manager. It is also thought he...

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Funny story: David Beckham To Join Hull City?

David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his international plac...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "F*ck it I'll quit"

Balotelli: "F*ck it I'll quit"

Manchester City's wantaway striker Mario Balotelli has issued a threat to his employers in his latest verbal attack on the club. Balotelli said, "I wana go Milan and if that lot aren't going to sell me, then f*ck it I'll retire. It's just a job in...

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Funny story: Gamst-Pederson relieved at Big Sam dismissal

Gamst-Pederson relieved at Big Sam dismissal

Blackburn's Norwegian ace Morten Gamst-Pederson has expressed his relief at the recent dismissal of manager Sam Allardyce. Pederson told reporter, "I never had a issue with Sam, but it was obvious he didn't like me. He used to call me 'gay' and m...

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