A snow bound England, already suffering from severe depression, was plunged deeper into despair when it was announced the Glazer family is in negotiations to sell off The Big Red Team to Qatar and move it lock stock and Old Trefford!
"It's not surprising, " said a devastated Man Utd Fan, "fooking London Bridge is somewhere in Arizona at a theme park...mite as well send the rest of our heritage to some oily BASTARDS!"
According to local soccer fans, a team of surveyors is already on site at the famous stadium, documenting existing features, numbering wall sections, urinals, individual seats,
and locating sewer , water, and natural gas lines.
A special building moving company from the USA, located in Down east Maine,
"Barns, Boulders & Bollocks" is said to be sending a contingent of pre-move specialists to study the foundation and underpinnings before finalizing their bid on the dismantling, packing, and shipment of the iconic stadium.
The Admiralty is said to be in discussions as well, negotiating shipping charges for the containers to be stored both below and on the flight decks of their two new carriers which no longer have a future in the Coalition's long range security plans.
Dave Cameron has said to be thrilled with the idea being quoted as saying, " Right...that's good thinking...no sense letting empty ships go to waste when the country can use
a new source of income to offset our immigration and benefit problem!"
No word yet from Qatar Soccer officials on rumours the famous club will undergo a colour change in their uniforms, or that players will be required to play in baggy pants to reinforce the country's stance on Homosexuals and discourage any risque behaviour, especially from Manchester City Tourists.
"There'll be no 'cheeky bastards' allowed over here,' said Mullah Mamoud ShaBoom, Qatar's delegate to the FIFA!"
2022. It'll be here before you know it, but it won't be the same in Manchester!
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