Balotelli: "F*ck it I'll quit"

Funny story written by Mr Spinks

Monday, 20 December 2010

Manchester City's wantaway striker Mario Balotelli has issued a threat to his employers in his latest verbal attack on the club.

Balotelli said, "I wana go Milan and if that lot aren't going to sell me, then f*ck it I'll retire. It's just a job init."

He went on to say, "Besides football would be sh*t without me dya know what I mean. Peoples would just watch wrestling and ting."

The badboy Italian striker has made no secret of his desire to play for AC Milan and link up with close pal and Brazlian sulker Robinho. Balotelli recently hit the healindes when he said Machester was a sh*it hole and has also since made crude comments about manager Roberto Manchini and launched an attack on club captain Carlos Tevez.

City are yet to comment on the strikers latest outburst.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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