In an audacious bid by West Ham Owners David & David to save the Hammer dropping on their feet, David Beckham has been lured to Upton Park with an undisclosed offer.
It is likely Beckham fancied becoming a player manager. It is also thought he might have a better relationship with the media than Avram Grant.
West Ham fans were jubilant. 'All we need now is for Tevez to return for us to turn the season around.'
When I spoke to David (Beckham) he told me he liked the idea of the two David's being joined by a third. 'It's a golden opportunity for me to get back in the England team and show I have Management abilitiies. Posh Spice is all for living in London so we are both pleased with the move.She loves a Bubble Bath'
It is likely West Ham will offload a number of players in the January window. Some may even be dropped from as high as the thirteenth floor, just for luck.
Beckham will also be part of the expected West Ham move to the Olympic Stadium after the 2012 games. He is thought to be keen on this stride into the bigtime.
A lot depends on West Ham staying in the Premier League and Beckham may not stay if the Irons run out of bubbles.'
