Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...
The Lord Mayor of Blackburn, Lancs, today issued a public statement advising the male of the species to 'avoid at all costs' a female Blackburn resident known only as Dominiqua. "Don't go to this woman's gaff, and under no circumstances allow her...
In the spoof today, many strange things are happening to the economy, the job market, Wall Street, and every economic indicator since obama made it in office on January 20th, 2008. Human beings are losing money like never before since the recession o...
Convicted serial killer Steve Wright was left red faced at his appeal hearing today when he suddenly remembered that he had in fact been responsible for the killing of 5 Ipswich prostitutes back in 2006 the sudden recollection and subsequent admissio...
Washington,DC/ Screw Magazine/Life Styles Section - President Elect Obama is not wasting any time instituting his STIMULUS package for average Americans, starting off with a FREE SEX edict to reward followers attending his inauguration! Declaring...
A recession in Las Vegas and Reno, Nevado has hit not only the casinos but the world's oldest profession extremely hard. To drum up business a bit more, prostitutes are now also doing odd jobs like washing and waxing your car. "We had to invent s...
A typical bad taste joke made by career clot / overpaid Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson concerning lorry drivers murdering prostitutes wasn't really very funny, TV regulator Comoffit has ruled. The media regulator received 3,398,000 complaints...
A woman is under arrest on prostitution charges after a man who had paid her for sex was so traumatised, he tried to extort money from her. Schoen LaBombard, 41, was duped by the prostitute, and is recovering at home with his wife and children aft...
The Honourable Association of British Prostitutes - HAPB - are getting their own back on the sex-for-commission trade with a new reality TV show called "Ride my Pimp". This new show is loosely based on the American TV "Pimp my Ride" series, where...
CEOs of the top three US automakers promised congress that they would use the money they received from the government "not at all for paying prostitutes or whores" in a statement today. A spokesman for one company said he wants his company to...
With the new offence of paying for sex with somebody who is "controlled for another person's gain" to carry a hefty fine and a criminal record, the British Association of Pimps (BAPS) is going to the European Court in protest. BAPS feels that the...
In a bold attempt to jump start the Michigan economy, chief Madam, Governor Jennifer Granholm has thrust a new proposal into congress suggestively guiding the legislative body towards the legalization of prostitution. Entering it quickly in the hal...
NEW Deli - Porn star Justin Trousersnake's New Deli sex club has cheated staff out of proper pay, according to a lawsuit filed on Friday. A prostitute who worked at the sex club for a year from 8.30pm until the next morning filed the suit on beha...
Famous for being one of Nevada's hottest and legal brothels, the Bunny Ranch announced that it will expand on its current "menu" of services to include things more in tune with the needs of today's personal service market. Following business and...
RENO, Nevada - One of Nevada's most famous prostitutes, Lolita de Libido, has just celebrated a combination birthday party and retirement party. Miss de Libido, 50, was given a surprise birthday party and retirement party by her co-workers, frien...
Beijing, China - Chinese officials today have formalized agreements with the state of Nevada to initially start exporting sex workers to Las Vegas, Reno and Tahoe. Prostitution, illegal in name only in China, is a burgeoning industry, totally l...
San Francisco, Ca /Rolling Stone - This liberal bastion of "anything goes" mentality is now proposing "Proposition K" , a measure that will make it illegal for law enforcement to investigate, arrest or prosecute anyone involved in the prostitution pr...
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