Justin Trousersnake sued

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Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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NEW Deli - Porn star Justin Trousersnake's New Deli sex club has cheated staff out of proper pay, according to a lawsuit filed on Friday.

A prostitute who worked at the sex club for a year from 8.30pm until the next morning filed the suit on behalf of 50 other call girls. It accuses Trousersnake, two of his business partners of Southern Hot sex club in Croydon of not paying for sex.

This is the latest suit to be filed by prostitutes over wages against New Deli sex clubs, with businesses owned by Bobby brown and hip hop star Clay Aching also hit by legal action.

The suit, filed in a Manhattan court, seeks unspecified damages. It also names Trousersnake's business partners Mike Tightarse and Richard Dryass as fellow owners and as running the operations of the sex club.

A spokesman for the prostitutes said "all the girls want is a fair days pay for a fair lay".

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