Recession Hits World's Oldest Profession

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Thursday, 1 January 2009

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A recession in Las Vegas and Reno, Nevado has hit not only the casinos but the world's oldest profession extremely hard. To drum up business a bit more, prostitutes are now also doing odd jobs like washing and waxing your car.

"We had to invent something more and different because people don't have the money and clients are becoming rare compared to how it was here a year ago," says an unnamed sex procurer or pimp in Las Vegas.

"So now, after solving the client's sexual problems, the girls go down..ahem..and clean out the client's car and if he pays for it, will take it out for a wash and shine."

He says the clients are happy with the new service because "the girls help them with their natural needs and then they get back to a fresh clean car to drive back home in."

"We've named it The Three W's Special, Whoopee, Wash & Wax."

"One guy just wanted his shirts ironed as he's been here a few days. We can do that too."

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