British Association of Pimps (BAPS) to go to European Court

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for British Association of Pimps (BAPS) to go to European Court
A pimp gets tough

With the new offence of paying for sex with somebody who is "controlled for another person's gain" to carry a hefty fine and a criminal record, the British Association of Pimps (BAPS) is going to the European Court in protest.

BAPS feels that the new law is treating its members rather unfairly. Association Chairman, Terry Towels, feels that the livelihood of his members is now under severe threat following the ruling.

At a press conference this morning, attended by the Daily Sport, he said that his members would be reduced to relying on drug dealing, retail protection rackets and muggings to survive.

He stated that the services provided by his Association members to 'ladies of the night' were strictly laid down, just like the girls are. Pimps only extort money and physically abuse their girls using recognised and regulated means.

For example, they never damage their girls' faces when they physically abuse them, and never take more than 80% of the girls' takings.

They also lavish them with nice gifts such as sandwiches, condoms and STD creams.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot