In the spoof today, many strange things are happening to the economy, the job market, Wall Street, and every economic indicator since obama made it in office on January 20th, 2008. Human beings are losing money like never before since the recession of 1982.
What is the cause of these colossal devastations? Many experts believe it's caused by vampires, prostitutes and witches in The European Union mad that Obama quit the habit. Obama, who used to be a vampire, witch and prostitute himself, has, since quit the vampire, prostitute and witch habit. He refuses to drink blood, sell his body to the ladies, and practice what many call witchcraft knowing America would never go for such practices.
Obama has also given up smoking, drinking, pot, and has decided to abstain from sexuality with even his wife, Michelle, using the same strategies as Catholic Priest. This is so he wouldn't offend anyone. Obama, who used to wear briefs, has decided to wear boxers.
