Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...
Joran van der Sloot was apprehended in Chile today after a world wide Interpol alert was issued concerning the death of a 21 year old Peruvian woman found dead in a motel room with a broken neck shortly after she was seen with the Dutch Sociopath.
Talk show host Greta Van Susteren hopped the red eye yesterday as she hurried off to Chile in an attempt to interview Joran van der Sloot regarding yet another dead girl he left behind, although this one was found in plain sight! An all points bul...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - A model slammed in comments posted to an anonymous blog has the right to learn the identity of the crazy bitch who submitted them, a judge ruled Wednesday. In August 2008, a user of the Yoohoo! blogging service, Blogkhead...
Lebanese officials are investigating the lynching of an Egyptian man in a small village in the country. Mohammed Muslem, a 38-year-old Egyptian reportedly working as a butcher in Ketermaya village, had allegedly confessed to shooting and killing a...
The Caped Crusader, alias Batman, has rushed back to Gotham City, after getting a message that Robin, had been arrested for murder. It turned out however that some JOKER had given Batman, the wrong information as the Robin, who was arrested was Robi...
Gloucester Police were gobsmacked yesterday when an irate elderly man walked into the police station and reported Fred West to them, demanding his arrest. The elderly man said that he was sick and tired of waiting for West to come and install a pa...
If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing,tell them to FECK OFF because what they really mean is they will take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals, over the head with a club the Canadian BASTARDS. The Club the babies g...
South Africa has been rocked by the brutal murder of a big fat white bastard. The Nazi bastard was hacked to death while he slept on his farm. It has been suggested that one of the killers was an employee. The fat bastard had been a major player i...
Convicted Murderer Bill Posters has given himself up years after escaping from Barlinnie Prison in Glasgow. Posters confessed when he surrendered himself at a police station in Easterhouse (nothing to do with the fact that easter is coming up)in Glas...
Coronation Street its the worlds most dangerous street, if you live there, the chance of you being murdered or dying in tragic circumstances is ten times more likely,than anywhere else on planet earth. Latest news from the street is that Gail McIn...
There were audible gasps of shock, horror, and awe yesterday as Gail McIntyre of Coronation Street, Weatherfield, was remanded in custody by Weatherfield magistrates accused of murdering her husband Joe. As Gail was taken down, she gazed tearfully...
The house of commons have today passed 4 circumstances in the UK where "murder" is legal. It has been deemed that these 4 circumstances warrant the murder charge being completely dropped and a pat on the back issued instead. The four scenarios are: 1: As a motorist stuck behind a fellow driver who is incapable of reaching the speed limit when there is no traffic in front of them, the...
A 92 year old woman has been charged with murdering her husband in Sydney Australia. Though a post mortem is to be undertaken to officially confirm the cause of death, neighbours have reported that the woman chopped off her husbands penis to "sor...
A man who shot and killed a complete stranger in Chester with a bow and arrow has had his foot imprisoned by a judge at The Old Bailey. The accused, John Doyley, claimed he had only intended to wound the victim, 47 year old David Anwyl, and that h...
Jon Venables, one of the killers of two-year-old James Bulger is back behind bars after breaching the terms of his release, the Ministry of Justice has said. Venables, now 27, along with his friend Robert Thompson, murdered the toddler in Bootle,...
Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly wants to know how British Passports were used in the murder in Dubai last month of a top Hamas member. Al Mahmud a founder of Hamas was found dead in his hotel room on January 20th this year. L...
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