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Funny story: New Marriage style guidance for bands

New Marriage style guidance for bands

A new service has been set up by the Music And Record Industry to help groups who are suffering from musical differences. "We're operating it like a marriage guidance service," said Simon Kologie, the head therapist at Musical Differences Incorpor...

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Funny story: The Damn Good Reason Why Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Hurry Up And Marry Her New Fabulously Sexy-Looking Girlfriend Michelle Rounds

The Damn Good Reason Why Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Hurry Up And Marry Her New Fabulously Sexy-Looking Girlfriend Michelle Rounds

NEW ORLEANS - Rosie O'Donnell flew down to the Big Easy to pick up her weekly purchase of Louisiana Deluxe Blue Clawed Crawfish which she hand picks herself from Bayou Beaudreau Beauregard's Crawfish and Alligator Farm. While in New Orleans she me...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Marriage Has Hit One Hell of A Speed Bump

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Marriage Has Hit One Hell of A Speed Bump

NEW YORK CITY - The term 'Trouble in Paradise' is not just the name of a movie, or a song, or a perfume. It is also the name of what is going on in the two-month old marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. A family insider who is very close...

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Funny story: Justin Theroux Tells Brad Pitt To Stop Talking About Jennifer Aniston and Concentrate On Angelina Jolie And The Bratty Half Dozen

Justin Theroux Tells Brad Pitt To Stop Talking About Jennifer Aniston and Concentrate On Angelina Jolie And The Bratty Half Dozen

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Theroux says that he has just about had enough of Brad Pitt chiming in with remarks regarding Jennifer Aniston. Brad dumped Aniston back in 2005 when he went off to film the motion picture Mr. & Mrs. Smith with Angelina...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Brand New Marriage Is Reportedly Already On The Rocks

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Brand New Marriage Is Reportedly Already On The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most recent Hollywood marriages between reality show diva Kim Kardashian, star of Growing Up Kardashian and NBA basketball player Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets, appears to have some speed bumps that seem to be pointing...

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Funny story: Domestic issues on the increase

Domestic issues on the increase

A new study has confirmed recently what marriage counselling has long feared, troubles within marriages are on the increase. With one in five couples reporting having problems in the first two weeks of wedded bliss and three out of the same remai...

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Funny story: An Extremely Bitter Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be Giving Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson and Her Future Wife A Wedding Gift

An Extremely Bitter Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be Giving Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson and Her Future Wife A Wedding Gift

VENICE BEACH - The poor, little, troubled, and misunderstood starlet Lindsay Lohan reportedly threw one hell of a hissy fit when she learned that her long time ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson has asked her new belly bumpin' girlfriend to marry her.

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Funny story: Man denied right to marry his mother

Man denied right to marry his mother

In New York state, a man is attempting to sue the state for denying him the right to marry his own mother. Eddie Puss of Scranton has a purely platonic relationship with his mom, but wishes to express his love for her by marrying her in a civil cerem...

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Funny story: Marriage is classified as prostitution by the International Courts

Marriage is classified as prostitution by the International Courts

The International Criminal Court in Hague, Netherlands has classified marriage as prostitution and they have put out an international arrest warrant for members of the Gothic Wedding Chapel in Phoenix, Arizona for being married. The church also c...

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Funny story: Man goes feral after only three days

Man goes feral after only three days

I spent the afternoon sprawled out on the couch. My head rested on a cool, soft stack of pillows and my body was contorted much like that of the girl on page 60 of the magazine I kept underneath my mattress when I was a teenager. But it was comfortable. The television seemed to find its way from one sporting event to the other. Baseball games, UFC fighting, and even some bowling caught...

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Funny story: New York allows gay dogs to marry

New York allows gay dogs to marry

The state of New York has begun to allow homosexual hounds and bitches to marry. For years now, campaigners have been howling for gay pooches to have equal status to their straight canine friends. Dog marriage laws vary considerably throughout the...

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Funny story: Conservative Group Drops NY Lawsuit Against Gay Marriage, Files Suit Against God

Conservative Group Drops NY Lawsuit Against Gay Marriage, Files Suit Against God

In a surprising turn of events Tuesday morning, the prominent conservative organization New Yorkers for Constitutional Freedom (NYCF) dropped their lawsuit against the New York state government and promptly followed by opening a civil case against Go...

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Funny story: Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Gay couples in New York can now legally wed in the state, but many are having difficulty setting wedding dates because of the unavailability of qualified wedding planners. "Everyone we talk to is either booked up, or is getting married some time i...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton To Marry!

Lewis Hamilton To Marry!

British Formula 1 racing driver Lewis Hamilton has announced he is to marry a cat. The twenty-six year old 2008 Formula One World Champion who currently drives for McLaren made the surprise announcement to the press yesterday following widespread rum...

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Funny story: Man becomes a woman to save his 22 years of marriage

Man becomes a woman to save his 22 years of marriage

After 22 years of marriage and two children, Mary told her husband Frank that she was a lesbian. Frank thought his marriage was over until he decided to do the most romantic gesture ever: he got a sex change. Mary still loved him, and he stil...

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Funny story: Gay Marriage in NY Approved; Marriage Boom Rocks NYC

Gay Marriage in NY Approved; Marriage Boom Rocks NYC

Everybody's doin' it. Getting married, that is. Gays, straights, whatever. No matter. Marriage is suddenly the "in" thing. The rush to the altar is nowhere more prevalent than in NYC, the largest city in the state of NY. Marriage resources a...

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Funny story: New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...

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