At a news conference held at BNP head quarters-the 17th century- BNP leader Nick Griffin announced his parties plans to deport the Doctor if elected. The Doctor who is currently leading the UK opinion polls is originally from the planet Galiffrey whi...
POTTSVILLE, Pa. - Illegal immigrant Luis Ramirez groped a girl in the park and was beaten by two teenagers who tried to save the girl. Ramirez died in the fight and the jury acquitted the teens who came to the aid of the girl. The jury found the...
Baroness Scotland, still fighting for her reputation after the 'illegal cleaner affair', has received a new blow to her prestige with allegations that she has been harbouring a gang of Somali pirates. The desperate immigrants were discovered hidin...
The free pensioner bus pass could be a thing of the past following the next General Election. Whichever party wins the election they will be faced with a need to make cuts. The free bus pass for pensioners looks set to be one of the first casualties.
The United States has finally managed to cover all of the immigration loopholes, as Justin and Wendy Jones explained in separate interviews. Seems that the Jone's bought their home, not realizing that the Canadian American border ran right down th...
Following his 'sink the immigrant boats' statement yesterday and the devastating loss of over 200 people on a Ferry from Belfast to Liverpool, Fuhrer Nick Griffin of the BNP and elderly Ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher were immediately arrested wi...
Immigrants are not jumping the housing queue a report has said. The report by the Ron Atkinson Centre For Reformed Public Figures said that immigrants were not getting preferential treatment. The truth is that there is a shortage of social housing so...
Visa checks carried out by the UKBA are a total disaster. This is the verdict of Chris Greything, Shadow Minister for Immigration Type Matters. "There are just two blokes in a shed in Shrewsbury. They are having to check 100 million applications from...
It was reported last night that a man was in critical danger when he was found hanging off the white cliffs of Dover. The man in his 50's and allegedly from North London, is said to have been literally pushed out of his town by the sheer size of...
BNP mouthpiece Dick Muffin today caused a row in parliament when he insisted that 'the bustards' should be repatriated to their country of origin because they are not wanted in the UK. Speaking from his grandmother's apartment in Addis Abbaba, Muf...
It has been discovered that immigrants are coming into this country in the form of donated eggs from Russia, Ukraine, Poland and Latvia. The latest uproar concerns that of a 66-year-old woman who, if the birth becomes successful, will become Britain...
(DALLAS, USA) -- In a Parliamentary meeting Thursday, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith extended her ban of outspoken Americans to include Sir Peter Griffin. Griffin is the bigoted, far from politically correct, lead character in the America's animated tel...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Howard Stern rip-off and unoriginal homophobe Michael Savage has been banned in Britain and area men and women chime in. "Who?" kindly asks area office manger and part-pharmacy tech, Jan Tomlinson, 52, sipping on a soothing cu...
Famous only in America 'shock jock' Michael Savage received a welcome boost to his ego by home secretary Jacqui Smith. Unheard of in the UK, Michael Savage was due to visit Britain to air his extreme right wing views. An insider said of the shock...
In a follow up to the recently announced ban of US "Shock Jock", Michael Savage, the Home Office has released a further list of US celebrities who are now banned from entering the country. The list is based on the powers which allow the Home Offic...
As the recession in the states worsens, immigrants who have entered the United States during the past 10 years coming here for jobs and a new start, have decided that money is one thing they are not going to get here. After over a decade of bravi...
Contrary to popular belief immigrants are far better off than good old native scroungers of this great country of ours. Yesterday I spoke to one example, Mohamad Zeep, who told me through an interpeter that he came here from Iraq three months ago and...
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