Written by Sweetromance

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

The United States has finally managed to cover all of the immigration loopholes, as Justin and Wendy Jones explained in separate interviews.

Seems that the Jone's bought their home, not realizing that the Canadian American border ran right down the center of their bed.

Justin expressed his concern. "We were just newlyweds when we bought this place", he explained. "But every time I roll over in bed to reach for her, I end up with my arms wrapped around this big, burly, bearded guy. He doesn't even use mouthwash!" Justin fumed.

When Mrs. Jones was asked how this has affected her life she replied, that they had been forced to divide the housework, since there are rooms in her home that she is not allowed to enter. When asked about passports she explained that since 9/11 the 'red tape' has become much more difficult to navigate. For now they must wait...

Seems they had already paid for the wedding, when they were both caught up in the economy, and forced to join the unemployed. Forced to forgo their honeymoon, they had returned home, only to discover a border patrol shack set up in their front yard.

They were both shocked as it wasn't there when the real estate agent showed them the home.

They also expressed budgetary concerns since they must pay duty to move, meals, laundry,
ect. through their home.

Unfortunately, Justin and Wendy's relationship has been strained since, they have not yet been permitted to consummate their marriage. As Wendy reiterated, "For now they must wait"

Border Patrol on both sides have not commented.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Immigration

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