As the recession in the states worsens, immigrants who have entered the United States during the past 10 years coming here for jobs and a new start, have decided that money is one thing they are not going to get here.
After over a decade of braving angry rednecks, and incompetent leaders, they have finally decide to get "Get the hell out"
When asked about the situation our newly elected President, Obama's spokesperson said, "Although we are greatly saddened by the loss of many wonderful American citizens, we are also sure that this will eventually have a positive impact on our nation and that new and better jobs would soon become available"
The office intern who gave our newspaper this message also asked us tensly, "That sounds neutral doesn't it?"
When asked about this response, the Obama administration declared "We have no comment at this time"