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Funny story: John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

(Washington, D.C.) First, John McCain blogged about waiting on line to get his new iPhone. Then, he gave a thumbs-up to Miley Cyrus' album "Breakout". And now the Republican Presidential candidate has posted a new blog stating "if you want to see wha...

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Funny story: Boot in the Bum Planned for New York Mayor

Boot in the Bum Planned for New York Mayor

Now that Mayor Mike Bloomberg is nearing the end of his eight years in office, rumor is that he's decided not to leave, although term limit laws prevent him from running for another term next year. "He's like a guest who overstays his welcome,"...

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Funny story: John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

(Washington, D.C.)Consider that less than a year ago presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain actually looked to George Bush to school him on the "internets" and "the Google". Now, Senator McCain's recent blog entries have gotten him n...

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Funny story: Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

(Los Angeles-CA) Less than a week after a court extension of Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, as conservator of the pop star's estate through 2008, a statement by Spears' father has called the court's judgment into question. Jamie Spears wrote i...

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Funny story: John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

(Flint-Michigan) First, it was a McCain campaign ad taking a swipe at Barack Obama by comparing him to Paris Hilton. Then, it was Paris Hilton releasing a video, fully clothed for a change, calling McCain a "wrinkly white hair guy." And now it appear...

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Funny story: Zimbabwe election results - an exclusive retrospect by the newly-elected president

Zimbabwe election results - an exclusive retrospect by the newly-elected president

With the presidential election now over, and the results in within 7 minutes of the polls closing, our man on the spot, Daz "I'm standing on the spot" Persil reflects on recent events.

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Funny story: President Bush in Awe of Mugabe

President Bush in Awe of Mugabe

(Washington, DC) - President Bush today said that he was watching the election in Zimbabwe "very closely," and hoped to pick up more reelection tips as the process continued. Referring to the current president of the African nation alterna...

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Funny story: Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Robert Mugabe announced today he would not take part in the vote in the poll of the world's greatest living dictators...

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Funny story: Several countries decide to adopt Zimbabwean politics

Several countries decide to adopt Zimbabwean politics

Although derided by the world, Zimbabwe has been officially recognised as a "moral beacon" for world dictatorial politics, according to a United Nations report issued today.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Election Results In One Week Early

Zimbabwe Election Results In One Week Early

There was no repeat of the debacle in the first Zimbabwe election today, as the result of the run-off between Robert Mugabe's Zanu PF party and the opposition MDC party of Morgan Tsvangirai, was announced one week ahead of schedule. The voting, wh...

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Funny story: Celebrations as Zimbabwe receives Millennium Squared Award

Celebrations as Zimbabwe receives Millennium Squared Award

Inhabitants of Zimbabwe are set to receive accolades and plaudits from around the world as their president Robert "Mad Bob" Mugabe jets off to the UN in the official Zimbabwean Sopwith Camel to receive his "World Bank Millennium Square...

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Funny story: Burma Elections: Low Turnout Reported

Burma Elections: Low Turnout Reported

Officials in Burma commenting on the country's current constitutional referendum being held today, have said that turnout figures have been "exceedingly low".

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Funny story: Voters to blame for Labour's poor election performance

Voters to blame for Labour's poor election performance

It has been revealed that the main reason for Labour faring so badly in the recent local elections was because so many people voted for candidates other than Labour.

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Funny story: Labour seeks UK taxpayers ideas for raising more tax

Labour seeks UK taxpayers ideas for raising more tax

A relaxed Gordon Brown, fresh and positive after Labour's worst election defeat in decades, has called on the public for more ideas on how to raise even more tax.

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Funny story: Mugabe hires Dwain Chambers for election run-off

Mugabe hires Dwain Chambers for election run-off

Robert Mugabe has engaged the services of drug addled athlete Dwain Chambers to compete in the forthcoming election run-off.

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Funny story: Bush on Mugabe: "Now That's What I Call a Dictator!"

Bush on Mugabe: "Now That's What I Call a Dictator!"

WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview with ABC's Barbra Walters, George W. Bush heaped praise upon Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, hailing him as the true definition of a tyrant.

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe offers Labour a hand as election results are announced

Robert Mugabe offers Labour a hand as election results are announced

Following the drubbing Labour have received in the local elections, the Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, has offered his considerable election-winning expertise to Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

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