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Funny story: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston Make Up, Celebrate Diversity

Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston Make Up, Celebrate Diversity

After years of fighting over Brad Pitt who has been the partner of Angelina Jolie for several years now and who was once married to Jennifer Aniston, the two ladies seem to have made up. A friend of Angelina's stated that Brad is always wanting to...

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Funny story: Does Angelina Jolie's Secret Valentine To Brad Shows Mental Troubles Or Brilliance?

Does Angelina Jolie's Secret Valentine To Brad Shows Mental Troubles Or Brilliance?

According to all the latest stories about Angelina Jolie, this morning's had to be the strangest. "The National Sewer", who broke the case against Tiger Wood's secret love child, claims that Angelina presented Brad with a two-week vacation package...

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Funny story: Jolie and Pitt Bring Suit Against TheSpoof.com

Jolie and Pitt Bring Suit Against TheSpoof.com

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have brought suit against the TheSpoof.com. Pitt and Jolie are alleging that the only reason thousands of tabloid newspapers worldwide are reporting a split up between the entertainment pair is that TheSpoof.com printed...

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Funny story: The Mackenzie Phillips Movie To Star Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight

The Mackenzie Phillips Movie To Star Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight

HOLLYWOOD - Mackenzie Phillips who wrote quite a tell all book about her relationship with her father, John Phillips of the 60s icon band The Mamas and The Papas, has just stated that Sand Castle Pictures has purchased the motion picture rights. P...

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Funny story: Brad Pitts Says He Is Sick and Tired of Angelina's Lips - All Four of Them

Brad Pitts Says He Is Sick and Tired of Angelina's Lips - All Four of Them

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt was in town visiting some old friends as well as taking a Universal Studios tour, when he was asked how his marriage was going. Pitt tugged at his beard and replied that it was going. When asked to elaborate, the Bra pa...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Lips Suddenly Double In Size - Mick Jagger Is Jealous

Cheryl Cole's Lips Suddenly Double In Size - Mick Jagger Is Jealous

LONDON - X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole was spotted at London's Heathrow Airport with a pair of lips that Mick Jagger, Angelina Jolie, and Lisa Rinna would all be jealous of. Cole was asked about the sudden fullness in her lips but made no comment. Ac...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt's Bachelor Pad Christened

Brad Pitt's Bachelor Pad Christened

While another Hollywood royalty marriage may be headed for a crash landing, Brad Pitt doesn't seem to be taking it too hard. What is being described as the best party of 2010 so far, took place in the Pitt's new bachelor pad, located in West Hollywo...

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Funny story: Brangelinaton: Jenn & Angie Agree on Custody of Brad's Joint!

Brangelinaton: Jenn & Angie Agree on Custody of Brad's Joint!

Despite tabloid accounts to the contrary, "It ain't over yet" according to a lawyer for the Fetching Three Some of Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer! Apparently the third person in bed during the 6 year liaison between Brad and Angelina, in which they...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie: Life Without Brad Almost Same As With Brad

Angelina Jolie: Life Without Brad Almost Same As With Brad

Angelie Jolie has told reporters that she hopes she and Brad can stay together but she has gotten used to the idea of being without him. "There wouldn't be a whole lot of difference if I have the kids around and we continue to spend a month at a...

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Funny story: Pygmy Orphans In The Congo: Please Don't Let Angelina Adopt Us!

Pygmy Orphans In The Congo: Please Don't Let Angelina Adopt Us!

Orphaned Pygmy children have hired a translator from Belgium to get the word out on the internet and elsewhere that they do not want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. "We see them in the news at the big house all the time and they are...

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Funny story: Dakota Fanning Is Angelina Jolie's Biological Daughter

Dakota Fanning Is Angelina Jolie's Biological Daughter

BEVERLY HILLS - Angelina Jolie flew into town to attend The 18th Annual Collagen Lips, Hips, and Tits Seminar and Demonstration Convention. She was asked how many children, biological and adopted, does she now have. Jolie thought for a second and...

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Funny story: Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders. "I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", sta...

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Funny story: Travolta "rising to the occasion" with Jolie, Brad Pitt approves

Travolta "rising to the occasion" with Jolie, Brad Pitt approves

Rising to the occasion, the Oh Boy Dough Company of Knead, California has donated a ton of dough already kneaded to the Red Cross. This needy organization will begin baking bagels to ship overseas to our soldiers in Iraq. The Red Cross was ov...

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Funny story: Angelina Loses It After Drunken Naked Brad Pitt Shows Up At Door

Angelina Loses It After Drunken Naked Brad Pitt Shows Up At Door

According to neighbors, there was a big fight a couple of weeks ago in which they could not help overhearing from standing in their yards in the wind and snow. "It's not everyday that you see a drunken nude Brad Pitt get out of a car and go up t...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous in Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous in Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Hollywood, CA - Angelina Jolie, actress and wife to Brad Pitt, told Das Neue magazine that she doesn't believe in monogamy and that she and Brad Pitt live in an open marriage. "I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship... Ne...

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Funny story: Madonna Offers To Adopt All Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt's Children

Madonna Offers To Adopt All Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt's Children

PIMLICO, England - Madonna was in Pimlico visiting an old high school friend who manages Lady MacBetty's Pole Dancing Lounge, Pub, and Crumpet Shoppe. Naomi Bickerlow, said that she had not seen Madonna since they had graduated from Chief Rain-in-...

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Funny story: Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname," attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today. "Ms Loredana Jolie - that's French for 'pretty' - has dragged my clients' name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita...

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