The Mackenzie Phillips Movie To Star Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 31 January 2010

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Mackenzie Phillips in her backyard rehearsing for her appearance on The Jerry Springer Show.

HOLLYWOOD - Mackenzie Phillips who wrote quite a tell all book about her relationship with her father, John Phillips of the 60s icon band The Mamas and The Papas, has just stated that Sand Castle Pictures has purchased the motion picture rights.

Phillips, spoke from her wigwam, which is located just outside of Alamogordo, New Mexico, where she has been living ever since her book entitled, Hey Y'all Did Ya Hear About The Phillips Girl? came out.

Mackenzie revealed that her two half sisters China Doll Phillips and Bijou Biyou Phillips, as well as her step mother Michelle My Belle Phillips have all turned their backs and fronts on her.

When asked if she had it to do all over again, would she change anything. She paused for a few moments and said that she would never have allowed herself to get herself in that situation on the mere promise of her being given a recording contract.

She also stated that she would certainly not have agreed to the bikini line tattoo which reads [VULGARISM DELETED BY EDITOR] or the three inch tall tramp stamp tattoo that reads [LASCIVIOUSISM DELETED BY EDITOR] or even the little bitty right nipple tattoo that reads [SALACIOUSISM DELETED BY EDITOR.]

Mackenzie was asked who the motion picture company had picked to play the part of her and her father.

Phillips' eyes lit up when she said that she was thrilled to say that Angelina Jolie and her father John Voight were going to be cast in the parts of father and daughter.

The film's title will be The Mamas and The Papas and Little Ol' Mackenzie.

Mackenzie, who is very slender was asked by the film's director if she wanted to play the part of Mama Cass before she put on all that weight and got gigantic. Mackenzie informed the director that Mama Cass had always been gigantic, from the time she was three-years-old on.

In a non-related story. There is no truth to the rumor floating around Louisiana that if the New Orleans Saints lose in the Super Bowl that their owner Tom Benson plans on moving the team to St. Paul, Minnesota.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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