Hollywood, CA - Angelina Jolie, actress and wife to Brad Pitt, told Das Neue magazine that she doesn't believe in monogamy and that she and Brad Pitt live in an open marriage.
"I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship... Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together," Jolie said.
This news has excited men all over the world, who remember the star from films such as Lara Croft: Tomb Raider and Mr. and Mrs. Smith..
Despite the looser morals of the actress, Psychologist Dr. Amy Podowon warns men not to get their hopes up.
"While this knowledge means that you're more likely to get in her pants, remember that if she decides to cheat, she's cheating on Brad Pitt. If he can't satisfy her, how likely is she to want you?," said Podowon.
Podowon said know if you're a possible match you need only look at her dating record. She wed English actor Jonny Lee Miller, dated model and actress Jenny Shimizu, and married and divorced eccentric actor Billy Bob Thornton.
"Even if you look good enough, do you have a personality that will interest Angelina? If you're not eccentric or crazy in some matter, don't bother. You won't get her. Trust me, I tried," Dr. Podowon said.
The long odds haven't scared away some local area men from trying. Local bodybuilder John Bellechamp said he had the body and he had taken on an eccentric mentor to get him the personality to attract Jolie.
"I just got a job with Crazy Ernie of Cray Ernie's Mattresses and Bed Frames. He claims he's the crazy man in the tri-state area. A few months training with him and I'll make my move out to California," Bellechamp said.
Local homeless man Crazy Louie has said the same thing.
"I jus' started a weight lifted routine. I only steal things that is heavy, so I build up my muscles. When she sees my long flowing beard, built body, the train conductor's uniform I wear all cleaned up and my pet monkey Abu," Crazy Louie said, lifting a dirty stuffed koala, "Well, she'll drop her panties at the sight of me, yes sir."
