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Funny story: Small Fire In London Attracts Massive Media Coverage

Small Fire In London Attracts Massive Media Coverage

A small fire blazing in the East End of London has attracted an unprecedented amount of press attention and publicity recently.

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Funny story: Government Sexual Health Campaign Backfires- Creates Demand For STD's

Government Sexual Health Campaign Backfires- Creates Demand For STD's

The Government has today been forced to admit that its highly advertised sexual health campaign has backfired massively, with thousands of teenagers admitting that they are turned on by the sexy adverts featuring "heavy petting" and the rem...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Issues Fatwah Over Madeleine McCann "Funny" Pictures

Gordon Brown Issues Fatwah Over Madeleine McCann "Funny" Pictures

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today issued a Fatwah against German magazine editor Martin Sonneborn following the publication of "humourous" pictures of Madeleine McCann in his "hilarious" magazine "Titanic".

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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere Fails To Rescue Tiny Baby Dolphin From Japanese Whalers

Hayden Panettiere Fails To Rescue Tiny Baby Dolphin From Japanese Whalers

Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has been involved in a violent confrontation with adult dolphins as she struggled to save a baby dolphin, also known as a "sprat" or "roe", from Japanese fishermen.

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Funny story: Royal Blood Sports Probe- Prince Harry Culls Dodo's On Sandringham Estate

Royal Blood Sports Probe- Prince Harry Culls Dodo's On Sandringham Estate

Prince Harry and two friends are being questioned after a pair of Britain's rarest birds were culled on the Queen's Sandringham estate.

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Funny story: Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.

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Funny story: Home Office Not Sure How Many Immigrant Workers In U.K- Ballpark Figure Only

Home Office Not Sure How Many Immigrant Workers In U.K- Ballpark Figure Only

The Government was forced to apologise today for getting its figures on immigration wrong.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White Fight Over Rat in Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White Fight Over Rat in Kitchen

Top UK chefs and sworn enemies Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White were today reported to be slugging it out again after they both made offers to top rat chef and star of the movie-documentary "Ratatouille."...

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Funny story: Israeli Prime Minister Announces Prostate Cancer

Israeli Prime Minister Announces Prostate Cancer

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert has announced to the world that he has prostate cancer, but revealed that his condition is not life threatening.

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Funny story: Posh's New Do- Picture Victoria Beckhams New Hairstyle

Posh's New Do- Picture Victoria Beckhams New Hairstyle

Victoria Beckham was today reported to have dashed from the hairdressers to a waiting car with blacked out windows after setting fashion tongues wagging with yet another change of style.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Drugs Policy- Turns Over A New Leaf

Schwarzenegger Drugs Policy- Turns Over A New Leaf

California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has claimed that he didn't take drugs in the 70's as cannabis is not a drug-it's a leaf.

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Funny story: McDonalds Fined Millions For Importing Sex Trade Workers

McDonalds Fined Millions For Importing Sex Trade Workers

Super-healthly family-friendly burger chain McDonalds has been fined millions today following a ruling in the supreme court.

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Funny story: Chimpanzee Gunned Down On Tube by Armed Response Unit

Chimpanzee Gunned Down On Tube by Armed Response Unit

Animal activists and small children were today mourning cute little chimpanzee Jonnie who was fatally shot over the weekend.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!

Britney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!

Troubled songstress Britney Spears has once again been caught on camera exposing her most intimate areas, single-handedly ruining her carefully orchestrated comeback once again.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.

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Funny story: Ian Huntley Suicide Bid Blunder-Home Office Recommendations

Ian Huntley Suicide Bid Blunder-Home Office Recommendations

Soham killer Ian Huntley has once again been saved from suicide by blundering prison guards. Since being in prison, Huntley has attempted suicide on at least two occasions, normally involving stored tablets.

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Funny story: Lost "Millennium Bug" Found

Lost "Millennium Bug" Found

Scientists today confirmed that they have found the elusive "Millennium Bug" which was set to cause havoc in the year 2000.

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