Super-healthly family-friendly burger chain McDonalds has been fined millions today following a ruling in the supreme court.
The salad-promoting franchise was found guilty of importing sex trade workers from small Eastern European countries and forcing them to strip in back rooms whilst diners watched the CCTV footage over their happy meals.
Paperwork has been seized which suggests that the company has imported at least 400 sex workers who were then duped into a fake police strip-search, sometimes up to 10 times a night. CCTV evidence is also available on Youtube.
Shocked diners today tried to shun the popular 100% pure beef burger stores, but found that they no longer had the ability to do so.
The fate of the duped victims is unknown, so far only three have been partially recovered, one of these from a freezer on a premises in Blackburn.
In the wake of these damaging revelations KFC have closed 10 stores and withdrawn its, "Sexy Chicken Strips" and "Finger-lickin'good Fillets", whilst Subways, "Salty Meatballs Surprise" have also disappeared off the menu.